heres a new one from: msmsmsms msmsmsdmsmdsd sdjaklajlakjsjkss@gmail.com

still available for sale??

me:

the nuke didnt get you? darn.

scammer:
Thanks for responding, I'm ok with the price. I would like to send payment asap. Please let me know if a certified check is ok. After my check clears my shipper will come and pick it up at your location. I would have loved to come and take a look but I can't. My shipper will though. If you can get back to me with your details I'll get the check out asap. Need your full name and address, and your telephone number.

Awaiting for your response asap.

me:
I am simply amazed at your lack of effort. do you really expect any results for your pitiful attempts? scamming is an art bro! you need to pick a solid email address with a convincing american looking name AT LEAST!

your lack of effort is seemingly contagious. I cant even muster the enthusiasm to properly insult you.

just give up man.. this isnt really working out for either of us.

-g

I finally got a few responses from a scammer so I pretty much had to post this one.

From: jesica white - jhnbill7@gmail.com or jesicawhite4love@globomail.com

is the item sill available

Me:

go spam someone else, asshole.

Scammer:

Hello 

Thanks for getting back to me,I am interested in your item and i will like to buy this item from you...am okay with the price listed for it...So please do withdraw the advert.I will also like you to know that i will be paying via Certified Bank Check or money order due to the distance I am and personal commitment.I will need you to provide me with the following information to facilitate the mailing of the check as soon as possible..  

Your full name.  Your mailing address(residential).  Your phone number. 

I will like you to know that you will not be responsible for shipping,i will have my shipping agent to come over as soon as you have cashed the check.....Await your response as soon as possible. 

Regards

Me:

I guess you dont know how to read, so I am including this picture to tell you how I feel about you and all your friends. 

Scammer:

what is that

Me:

That is a nuclear explosion.  It is what I wish would befall you and all your colleges because you are worthless to the human population and I want you dead. 

Let me know if you need any further explanation or insult.  I will happily oblige you.

Scammer:

yes i need more my dear

Me:

you need more what?  my personal information?  are you still trying to scam me?  or you need more insults?  or you need more information on hydrogen bombs?

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ill post any new responses i get.
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Scammer:

lol..i love u....more of u and insult

Me:

I must say I admire your tenacity.  I didnt think I would get a response from you at all, now here you are trying to romance me!  what do you look like?  you should send me a picture.