from: (myspace:no picture) Mike

Why do you want to sell this item?
is it stil in good condition?
what's the final price you want to sell this item?
Can i have the current picture the item?
my means of payment for this item is by check and i will also want you to know that my client shipping compnay will come for the pick up of the item, moreso the check for your final price and for the shipping cost will be send to you and once you get the check all you will need to do is to deduct your money and send the rest through western union to the shipper company that will come for the pick up of the item, so let me know if you are alright with this, if agreed get back to me with your full name and address with phone number so that check will be mail out immediately without any delay and you will get it 2 days after you agreed to sell it for us.

Email me to newopen1@hotmail.com that's way i will respond to your mail immediately.

Thanks mike Ostergar

my response:

dear "no picture mypace" mike

you are like the best scammer ever! i am like your biggest fan! first you ask the same useless questions all scammers ask. then you make the classic mistake of agreeing to pay what ever i want you to pay, which by the way never happens in real life so you thereby begin to insult the intelligence of the reader by your obvious intentions. but here is the weird part.. you go on to make up a story about a shipping company and western union checks and blah blah blah. everyone knows the magic words for internet buy/sell commerce is "cash" and "paypal" no one in their right mind would agree to your ridiculous request.

so what im trying to say here is.. do us all a favor and go straightway and kill yourself as soon as humanly possible. trust me no one will miss you when you are gone.

with all the love i could possibly possess
Garit

from: Rebbeca Ijebu

Good Sunday Seller,
This is Mrs Rebbeca from Albany New York.Im a broker and I deal in all used electronics and resell locaIly.I see this electronics advert on craigslist webpage.I will like to know if you still have your this electronics available for sale and can you reconfirm the final price for me once again.Is it negotiable and I will like you to email me more on the present condition before making final decision on buying from you.

I will be awaiting your email soonest.
My Regards.
Mrs Rebbeca.

my response:

Dear Mrs. Rebbeca,

Ok first off, what is with all you ass-for-brains scammers that use the phrase "I will like to know" It's a dead give away.. what the ef country do you live in? NO ONE talks like that! If you learned English a little better you might have better luck swindling money out of us Americans. And by the way no one in America spells their name like that. If I knew nothing more than the fact that you tried to use the name Rebbeca Ijebu to scam me, that would have been enough. Judas priest I hope you end your miserable life.

My Regards
Garit

from: aaron kole

Hello,
we are in pursue of some items for a birthday gift for some customers in west africa,So wedecided to go inhserach from craiglist and found your item.
we will like you to get back to us with the full condition and the last price you are giving it out for.
try and get back to us asap.
Regards

my response:

Dear Mr.can't speak English to save your own pathetic life,

I would love to give you a "full condition and last price" on my "items" but in fact you are a dirty ass fag and I wish you were dead. So I wont be giving you what you want. Please go to hell.

Thank you.

from: jerry turteltaub

Hello,
I was just browsing through the web when i came across your advert,i will like to know if the advert is still up for sale,and i will also like you to please get back to me with the present condition and the last asking price so payment can be made out immediately. I await your swift responce to my mail Have a blissful day
Cheers......
jerry.

my response:

Excellent Jerry! The advert IS still up for sale. The present condition is also excellent! The last asking price is 400 dollars American. Thanks and I WILL have a blissful day!

cheers back
Garit

ps Jerry you sorry excuse of a man! You slime! You absolute dishonest trash of the earth! I hope you die a slow and painful death! I hope all that you care about is taken from you! I hope you are reduced to eat the dust from honest people's shoes. I hope you one day soon, find yourself in a low and miserable state of knowing you threw your life away. I despise you.

from: paul adams

I came accross ur item place for advert Am very
much interested in purchasing. So kindly let me know if
you are the first owner, the present condition as well
as the last asking price you are willing to sell it
last.My Name is paul, i m from michigan. Will like You
to mail the pics of the items to me and I will get
back to You Via mail.
Thanks Kindly get back to me ASAP
paul

my response: (I will admit I didn't catch this one at first. I musta had a sudden lapse in sanity)

Hey Paul,

I am the first and only owner. After I bought the cards they would always go straight to protective plastic and stay there. they are all in perfect condition. some of the hologram cards are even in hard plastic vaults. So far I have a lot of people interested but no one has made me an offer yet.

thanks
Garit

paul writes:

Hello ,
Thanks for your mail, I really do appreciate it,
Well Everything sounds well and I guess that the item is in excellent condition and I am okay with the price. So, I would want you to keep all other buyer's off and also delete the advert from the website.I would like you to know that currently im not in state so i wouldnt
be able to view or inspect before purchase, and i ve a liable shipper who will come for the up so i believe the transaction is base on trust. Concerning payment my client will issue you a cashier check or money order whichever u want of 2700$ in which u remove ur asking price and also 50$ for running cost and send the rest to my shipper who will come for pickup through western union or money gram and also he has some other thing to handle for me in that state. I will therefore need the following information of yours to forward to my client before he sends payment if is ok with you
NAME IN FULL........
ADDRESS IN FULL....
CITY...
STATE...
COUNTRY..........
ZIP CODE.......
CELL/OFFICE/HOME PHONE NUMBER.
I await your soonest reply
Regards
paul

my response:

dear ass hole,

do me a favor and go borrow your daddy's shotgun and put it in your mouth..

thank you

from: terry jones

Hello,
How are you doing today, i will like to know if you still have your item for sale,i came accross it when am looking for my needs,if you do have it for sale,i will like you to tell me the condition and i want you to know that am ok with your asking price,so i will wait to read from you now.
Thanks
Terry.

My response:

Don't even think about trying to scam me ass face!