from: Wilson Elizabeth olawhite56@gmail.com

IS YOUR ITEM STILL AVAILABLE FOR SALE =====???
KINDLY GET BACK TO ME AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE ???????????

me:

Im so excited to give you all my info! Please tell me everything you want to know! This is amazing!

scammer:

Hi,So glad you got back to me so soon, I really need this Item as soon as
possible, I hope it's in a good condition and am also ready to
purchase and pay for the item immediately, I am so sorry i cannot come
with cash neither come over to check the condition of the item myself,
i am a very busy person and all i can do is send you a cashier check
to please cash it and i hope i can trust you on this, when the check
clears i will also arrange for a local pick up to come for the pick up
as soon as you get the check am sorry about this that's just the only
convenient process i can pay you i hope we handle this in good faith
while waiting to hear from you with your....
INFORMATION TO FACILITATE THE MAILING OF THE CHECK.
1.Full name which you want to appear on the check:
2.Address (not P.O Box):
3.City:
4.State:
5. Zip Code:
6: Cell number:
7. Total Amount:
The check will be mailed out as soon as you provide me with the above
information the payment will be overnight to you also and i will let
you know when it’s mailed out. I will add an additional $30 so that
you can hold it for me till the check reaches you. I will be waiting
to read from you.

Thanks.

me:

Gravity is due to radially oriented electrostatic dipoles inside the Earth’s protons, neutrons and electrons. The force between any two aligned electrostatic dipoles varies inversely as the fourth power of the distance between them and the combined force of similarly aligned electrostatic dipoles over a given surface is squared. The result is that the dipole-dipole force, which varies inversely as the fourth power between co-linear dipoles, becomes the familiar inverse square force of gravity for extended bodies. The gravitational and inertial response of matter can be seen to be due to an identical cause. The puzzling extreme weakness of gravity (one thousand trillion trillion trillion trillion times less than the electrostatic force) is a measure of the minute distortion of subatomic particles in a gravitational field.

coming to you now in txt messages!  nothing is safe!

from:  (234) 207-4983

is this Panasonic GH2 with 20mm 1.7f lens - $1300 still for sale

me:

i still have it.

scammer:

okay will pay you $1450 including the shipping fee,so get back to me with your paypal email address so as to make payment and if you dont have a paypal account you can sett up one at www.paypal.com and get back to me as soon as possible

me:

wow you douches are spamming peoples phones now too eh? nice. i hope you starve to death.

from: Mata Elisa granmakids@gmail.com - greta555us3@gmail.com

Wanted asap.Please kindly contact me.I'd like to buy it from you. Thanks,Elisa!

me:

The item you are inquiring about has recently been sitting in a pile of fresh dog turds. Are you still interested?

scammer:

Hi! I am a single mom who works as a teacher's assistant in church atNevada City. I want to give your item to our pastor as a gift.Do you
have a PayPal account? Invoice me using the same e-mail.
If you do not have a PayPal account, Kindly provide me with your Full
name and Address to enable me send you a cash delivery money order.
i will be adding an extra funds during payment for shipment cost
because you will be required to ship the item. I prefer USPS Shipping
Method. Please hold it for me.
Have a Bless Day.
Elisa

me:

Oh perfect! Pastors love fresh turds! This will be an excellent gift choice.

scammer:

Please send me your information i requested for the payment.

me:

Here is your information. You are a bastard.

from: henry george (hgeorgee2@gmail.com)

is this item still available for sale? please email me back
thanks

me:

It is still for sale. Now go suck on a car battery, then we can deal.

scammer:

Is this item still in good working condition??..I would haveloved to come over to your place to take a look at it but my work does
not give me the opportunity to do so.I want to get this package for my
fiancee as a Birthday gift and would be paying you $1500 plus shipping to
her.I really want to get this for her now and as a surprise gift and i
will be willing to make the payment using PayPal,I have a verified
account with PayPal.So get back to me with your paypal email address
so that i can make the payment right away..Hope to read from you
soonest
THANKS

me:

You didn't really suck on a car battery did you. I am disappointed.

heres a new one from: msmsmsms msmsmsdmsmdsd sdjaklajlakjsjkss@gmail.com

still available for sale??

me:

the nuke didnt get you? darn.

scammer:
Thanks for responding, I'm ok with the price. I would like to send payment asap. Please let me know if a certified check is ok. After my check clears my shipper will come and pick it up at your location. I would have loved to come and take a look but I can't. My shipper will though. If you can get back to me with your details I'll get the check out asap. Need your full name and address, and your telephone number.

Awaiting for your response asap.

me:
I am simply amazed at your lack of effort. do you really expect any results for your pitiful attempts? scamming is an art bro! you need to pick a solid email address with a convincing american looking name AT LEAST!

your lack of effort is seemingly contagious. I cant even muster the enthusiasm to properly insult you.

just give up man.. this isnt really working out for either of us.

-g

I finally got a few responses from a scammer so I pretty much had to post this one.

From: jesica white - jhnbill7@gmail.com or jesicawhite4love@globomail.com

is the item sill available

Me:

go spam someone else, asshole.

Scammer:

Hello 

Thanks for getting back to me,I am interested in your item and i will like to buy this item from you...am okay with the price listed for it...So please do withdraw the advert.I will also like you to know that i will be paying via Certified Bank Check or money order due to the distance I am and personal commitment.I will need you to provide me with the following information to facilitate the mailing of the check as soon as possible..  

Your full name.  Your mailing address(residential).  Your phone number. 

I will like you to know that you will not be responsible for shipping,i will have my shipping agent to come over as soon as you have cashed the check.....Await your response as soon as possible. 

Regards

Me:

I guess you dont know how to read, so I am including this picture to tell you how I feel about you and all your friends. 

Scammer:

what is that

Me:

That is a nuclear explosion.  It is what I wish would befall you and all your colleges because you are worthless to the human population and I want you dead. 

Let me know if you need any further explanation or insult.  I will happily oblige you.

Scammer:

yes i need more my dear

Me:

you need more what?  my personal information?  are you still trying to scam me?  or you need more insults?  or you need more information on hydrogen bombs?

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ill post any new responses i get.
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Scammer:

lol..i love u....more of u and insult

Me:

I must say I admire your tenacity.  I didnt think I would get a response from you at all, now here you are trying to romance me!  what do you look like?  you should send me a picture.

its been almost 2 years since my last post here. well it turns out there's still just as many scammers out there as ever.

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From: leticia Schroeder leticiaschroeder40@yahoo.com

Hello, I saw the ad you posted on CL, i was wondering if this was still available.. Contact me and let me know asap! Thanks in advance
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me:

oh very vague of you. go choke on a fish bone you slime.