4.02.2012

this conversation took place over the space of a couple days.

from: (678) 551-2259
....Hi,
Nice stuff !! am ready to make the purchase still available for sale?? let me know thanks...
Regards
Rosa
me:
Nope I already sold it to your Nigerian friend who's living in New York.
scammer:
Okay buddy:) do you have any other stuff for sale?? Pls lemm know
me:
Totally! I've got several hundred pounds of moldy old cheese to sell. Are you interested?
scammer:
Nope lol
me:
How about a few cases of miscellaneous laser and tesla coil parts? Perfect nerd gift for all the nerds you know and love.
scammer:
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me:
Well frick man what do you want?
scammer:
Phones or cameras,tablet,laptop
me:
i have a netbook. i have a camera. i also have a phone. lucky you.
scammer:
Lemme knw the types so I can make my choice okay
me:
iphone 4s, asus netbook, GH2 camera.
scammer:
What's the asking price for each of them?? Lemme know so I can the purchase
me:
$300 each.
scammer:
am willing to purchase only the iphone

kindly email me your PayPal request to (davis.rosa98@yahoo.com) so i can send you the money as soon as possible.
me:
Oh I'm afraid I deal in cash only, bozo.
scammer:
i would have prefer to come pay by cash on delivery but i'm not available for the exchange,that's why i said i will be paying you via PayPal and if you do not have a PayPal acc you could easily set up for one at paypal.com to receive your money its only few steps.and if you have quickly log into your PayPal acc and email me an Invoice and i shall proceed for the payment once its send ,i will also include the postage charges fee altogether once,so do get back to me if you're keen to sell. thanks
me:
Haha! Did you think I forgot that you are the scum of the earth? You dishonest sack of garbage!
scammer:
what the hell are you talking about?
me:
You are trying to steal my money. So I have wasted your time, insulted you and now I'm going to blog this conversation so all my friends can laugh at you as well.
scammer:
Hmm
me:
No one likes a scammer bro. You are welcome to go get hit by a car now. Or at least pick a new hobby you stupid bastard.

4.01.2012

scammer: dumblickpaul40@gmail.com -- prince100@gmail.com
Let me know if the items you posted on craigslist still for sale?
me:
Still for sale douchebag, whats it to ya?
scammer:
Thanks for the prompt response to my mail.I will be buying the itemfrom you so please kindly withdraw the advert from CRAIGSLIST.and i
will be paying you via bank certified check from my Bank and the
payment will be delivered to you via United Parcel Service (UPS or
FEDEX) and i will like you to get back to me with the following
information to facilitate the mailing out the check to you... kindly
get back to me with the..
Name to be on the payment...........
Home address...........
City..............
State...........
Zip Code..............
Cell phone #................
I will make arrangements for the pick up as soon as you have your
money I am completely satisfied with the advert and the payment will
be delivered within 2-3 working days.** I use a hearing impaired phone
# and will receive your calls via email ** N.B UPS and FEDEX does not
deliver to a P.O box addresses.Thank you
me:
Name to be on the payment...........Satan
Home address...........Will
City..............Eat
State...........Your
Zip Code..............Entire
Cell phone #................ Family