6.16.2008

from: mary smith (mrsmth105@gmail.com)

Hello Seller,
Am from United State, am searching the iterms on craigslist and i came across this iterm and i wish to purchase it for my own personal use,i will like to know the present condition and the total cost of the item while i will be processing the payment via check and i will also be responsible for the shipping, will like to know how you feel about my offer and to know the next step to take while i will be waiting for your reply.

Sincerely
patrick


my response:

First of all lets just get one thing out of the way. You're a RETARD!

Ok now lets get down to business. Lets talk about your opener "Am from United State" What the HELL does that mean!? Who exactly do you think you're going to fool with an opener like that? Last I checked there aren't any 4 year olds making transactions on craigslist.

And I seriously can't believe how all you people keep using the same exact words "i will like to know" instead of "I would like to know" its amazing! Are all you retards going to the same "How to scam Americans" Class? Let me tell you.. you need to find a better teacher!

And while I'm at it.. here's a few more tips. Make sure you're email address and name match. Good job on the name "mary smith @ mrsmth105@gmail.com" Very American! However you signed your name as "patrick" at the bottom of the email. Not very wise is it?

But here is the best tip of all that I can give you! You need to make sure you are emailing someone who is actually SELLING SOMETHING YOU IDIOT! I posted a WANT ad! That means I want to BUY something not sell it you retard!

There so I hope this helps you out a little. Honestly I would like a bit of a challenge here and there but this is by far the WORST! Congratulations! You deserve a trophy. Or at least someone should throw you a fish...

Fantastically yours,
Garit

p.s. I wish you and you're whole country would be destroyed by terrible earthquakes and fire... the end.

2.06.2008

Here is another one.. I don't really even understand this one but its still funny. This was all that was in the body of the email and the whole thing was a link to some male enhancement site.

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The trophy can now be in your pants...

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Ha!

1.28.2008

So I have been getting a lot of funny "male enhancement" spam lately and I have decided to post some of them. Today I got this one...

"The Pump It Up, Expanding, Stuffy Head, Heated Skin So You Can Get Some, Medicine"

who gets paid to come up with this stuff? lol