from: mary smith (mrsmth105@gmail.com)
Hello Seller,
Am from United State, am searching the iterms on craigslist and i came across this iterm and i wish to purchase it for my own personal use,i will like to know the present condition and the total cost of the item while i will be processing the payment via check and i will also be responsible for the shipping, will like to know how you feel about my offer and to know the next step to take while i will be waiting for your reply.
Sincerely
patrick
my response:
First of all lets just get one thing out of the way. You're a RETARD!
Ok now lets get down to business. Lets talk about your opener "Am from United State" What the HELL does that mean!? Who exactly do you think you're going to fool with an opener like that? Last I checked there aren't any 4 year olds making transactions on craigslist.
And I seriously can't believe how all you people keep using the same exact words "i will like to know" instead of "I would like to know" its amazing! Are all you retards going to the same "How to scam Americans" Class? Let me tell you.. you need to find a better teacher!
And while I'm at it.. here's a few more tips. Make sure you're email address and name match. Good job on the name "mary smith @ mrsmth105@gmail.com" Very American! However you signed your name as "patrick" at the bottom of the email. Not very wise is it?
But here is the best tip of all that I can give you! You need to make sure you are emailing someone who is actually SELLING SOMETHING YOU IDIOT! I posted a WANT ad! That means I want to BUY something not sell it you retard!
There so I hope this helps you out a little. Honestly I would like a bit of a challenge here and there but this is by far the WORST! Congratulations! You deserve a trophy. Or at least someone should throw you a fish...
Fantastically yours,
Garit
p.s. I wish you and you're whole country would be destroyed by terrible earthquakes and fire... the end.
5 comments:
never mind, I found it, and laughed.
But the question I pose to you, do you think that they can even read well enough to understand what you write back? But keep it up, I do love you Attitudes.
okay what was the point of that scam. to try and get you to pay them to shut up? were they going to try and get you to send it to them with out paying. I didn't even get the point at all.
LOL!!!!!!!!!1
You want his whole country to be destroyed by EARTHQUAKES!
Garit, you need to post more stuff on craigslist so you can keep posting these. this blog is a little piece of heaven.
Garit I So agree with you about Scammers Josh is serving in the Air Force and the company that is suppose to help us by providing products for the military family to buy at a better price while over seas just scammed us out of $300 and we know of other people that have had 3000 dollars and more stolen from them and they are suppose to be helping us out!!! Instead they take our money steal our bank account numbers and steal our money!! I HATE AAFES!!!! Plus they have stolen to almost all the people that are serving in Iraq and Afghan!!!! Support the military my butt!! (sorry about the last comment view discretion beware)
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