6.16.2007

from: frank suatoni

YOUR ITEM QUITE INTERESTS ME AND I HOPE IT IS STILL AVAILABLE FOR SALE ..I RESIDE IN CANADA ONTARIO TO BE PRECISE .I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE FINAL ASKING PRICE AND THE CONDITION OF THE ITEM WITH SOME PICS BUT IT WOULD BE PICKED UP BY MY HUBBY'S CLOSEST CARRIER IN THE STATES .SO IF YOU ARE WILLING TO SELL SEND ME YOUR FULL CONTACT NAME AND ADDRESS TO POST PAYMENT TO YOU IN FORM OF LEGIT CASHIER CHECK.I NEED TO HEAR FROM YOU A.S.A.P TO COMMENCE ON
THE TRANSACTION ...


my response:

go kill yourself
go hang yourself
go play marco polo on the freeway
go eat razorblades
go play with cobras
go drink battery acid
go make friends with a tiger shark

and stop being a total jackass!

- Garit

7 comments:

Judi said...

This has been more of an adventure than I've ever experienced! Yes, I still have the printing equipment. I have been attempting to reach you all day, but replying to your email just freezes up my Outlook Express! When I reply to other messages, I have no problem. Just yours? After driving my hubby nuts trying to explain what happened to my Outlook Express, and going through all his restore disks, I finally figured out that replying to you was the problem, and not my poor beleagured computer! I tried to have 411 help me, and they wanted to know what city in Ontario! Gurk. Then I had a brilliant (for me!) thought, and searched Google Canada - and here we are - for all the world to see! My hubby says he will take $800.00 for the printing equipment to clear out the garage. I am tempted to double the price just for the frustration and how close I came to tossing my computer into the
Willamette! But yes - if you want it - $800.00 is acceptable. Please call me at the number you found on Craig's List, as I don't want to broadcast my number all
over Google today.

Cranky, but still willing,

Judi

Judi said...

Oops! Almost forgot to answer your initial query! The equipment is in good condition for its age. Barely used, as we purchased same with intent to put out a newsletter, but still need to learn how to run it! How do I send pictures to you?

Unknown said...

who the heck are you and what in the world are you talking about?

Judi said...

Gsrit...

The question is - how did the initial query find its way to your blog? My response to the people who emailed me could only be answered here. How can that be? Any ideas on how this correspondence might reach the people involved without involving you? If you don't wish to have such postings on your site, perhaps you should consider keeping your curiousity to yourself - rather than using it to entertain whoever may read all that you absorb into your space, aggrandizing yourself.

Judi said...

Garit...

I misjudged you. I read your blog on scammers and realize where you are coming from. I am rather naive, and did not know that scammers used similar techniques - I received two such while on
Craig's List. One insisted he was on the level - but suspicious statements and a plethora of names used - plus debtor friend who would pick up the item - hmmmm. Your warnings (albeit lacking couth!) are much appreciated.

Unknown said...

Well thanks I guess.

Daniel T said...

LOFL!!!!!1