from: aaron kole

Hello,
we are in pursue of some items for a birthday gift for some customers in west africa,So wedecided to go inhserach from craiglist and found your item.
we will like you to get back to us with the full condition and the last price you are giving it out for.
try and get back to us asap.
Regards

my response:

Dear Mr.can't speak English to save your own pathetic life,

I would love to give you a "full condition and last price" on my "items" but in fact you are a dirty ass fag and I wish you were dead. So I wont be giving you what you want. Please go to hell.

Thank you.